+1 beer shotgunned for each reference to the Helio Filter
+ 2 shots if Random Announcer from semi-perhaps-mainstream hip-hop group mispronounces a grappler's name and/or Brazilian town of origin.
+ 2 shots if Glover is clearly high versus his normal level of high which is nearly imperceptible.
+ 1 set of burpees & 10 armbars from mount there is more than one intermission during the event
+ 2 extra shots if Ken-Flo's socks are bedazzled or with some vibrant colors which conspicuously steal attention as he interviews someone post match
+ 1 sip of a beer if metal music from an obscure Swedish band is Barnett's entrance music (not much of a bet here, this will definitely occur)
+ 1 set of burpees if your eyes hurt because the mat is white and both competitors are wearing white rash guards/vale tudo shorts
+ 2 shots and 1 beer shotgunned if they announce a BJ Penn vs Kron Gracie match for Metamoris 5
+ 10 armbars from guard if you find yourself wondering how scratchy Kit Dale's beard would feel whilst grappling with him
+ 5 armbars to triangle to omoplata transitions from your back if Dean Lister shakes his head during a Barnett submission attempt, an additional 5 of the above if he rolls his eyes when Barnett tries to ankle lock him
+ 1 box of wine finished if all of the matches end in a draw and we've spent several hours with no submissions
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