Saturday, February 25, 2012

The Middle Fingers of the Diaz Bros. & Last Minute UFC Picks for Tonight



An awesome/hilarious/terrible post over at middleeasy.com
Check it out. Semi-NSFW. Click Here.

Oh, and my picks for the UFC Tonight?
Despite the fact that Edgar has always found a way to win, I'm going with Bendo b/c of how he crushed his last 3 guys in the UFC. After the beating he put on Guida and Bocek, I'm a wholesale believer in the Bendo hype train.

Choo Choo!

  • Champ Frankie Edgar vs. Ben Henderson (for lightweight title) - Bendo by Submission - 4th round
  • Ryan Bader vs. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson - Jackson by TKO
  • Cheick Kongo vs. Mark Hunt   - Kongo by grinding, terrible, lackluster decision
  • Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Jake Shields  - Akiyama by decision
  • Tim Boetsch vs. Yushin Okami  - Okami by sticking jab + right hand and pressing Tim against the cage
  • Hatsu Hioki vs. Bart Palaszewski    - Hioki b/c he's supposed to win in front of the hometown crowd and Bart-imus finds a way to lose the fights when the pressure is on
  • Joe Lauzon vs. Anthony Pettis   - split decision for....hmmm, tough. Um, Pettis by stick and move strategery!
PRELIMINARY CARD (FX)
  • Takanori Gomi vs. Eiji Mitsuoka - Mitsuoka b/c Gomi has been terrible lately
  • Vaughan Lee vs. Norifumi "Kid" Yamamoto - Yamamoto b/c I don't even know who Vaughan Lee is
  • Steve Cantwell vs. Riki Fukuda  - Riki b/c Cantwell has looked terrible lately
  • Chris Cariaso vs. Takeya Mizugaki  - Mizugaki b/c he's only lost to guys like Faber and other top flight guys
PRELIMINARY CARD (Facebook)
  • Issei Tamura vs. Tiequan Zhang  - Zhang b/c he's the Jeremy Lin of the UFC's hopes of expanding into the homeland of Chairman Mao. 
- Happy Trainingz!


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