Thursday, March 5, 2015

10 Jiu-Jitsu/Grappler Life Milestones (Told with Memes from The Office)

1) You break up with a girlfriend because her schedule and your schedule (training) is not compatible and/or she complains about your training schedule.

2) You start not eating fast food/eating out as often/You start packing food in advance to eat healthy

3) You choose not to go out to rest so you'll get more out of training

4) A) you don't look forward to your next belt promotion
    B) you actually don't care about stripes anymore

5) The first thing on your Christmas/Kwanzaa/Festivus wishlist is a new Gi

6) You start enjoying sport Jiu-Jitsu and even watch the lower belts to see how your belt competes, what's en vogue

7) You compete because you know you'll learn whether you win or not

8) You skip work, plan vacations, take a long lunch, look forward to holidays because it means open mat or training twice a day

9) You see people in real life and think, "that guy looks like Rafa Mendes" or "she looks kinda like Mackenzie Dern."

10) Virtually all of your newsfeed/social media/need for social media is based around grappling

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