Demon Mic Sounds at UFC 159 Explained (Or Are They?!?!)

The Gypsy Curse of cancelling scheduled fights (which suspiciously and coincidentally began around the time professional fighters actually had insurance provided by the premier fighting organization in the world) may have reared its head in another way this past Saturday night: by channeling its displeasure with the main event being that of Chael Sonnen vs Jon Jones...or that Michael Bisping manages to win after he loses in devastating KO fashion (remind me to send Belfort and Hendo non-denominational holiday festivous winter solstice cards) and stay moderately relevant in the UFC despite the wishes of the vast majority of fans that he would go back to the land of tea and crumpets and the Queen or whatever.

At any rate, the UFC claims "A group of goth kids found an crowd mic taped to a railing. they untaped it and started making sounds into it. The sound guy heard it and cut of that mic ad security was there in under a minute. I found out the UFC has 4 ambient mics set up. The left and right channel are always in different sections of the crowd which is why the ambience of their taped shows sound almost live. that is also why the demon voice only comes out of the left speaker."

Sure, and next you're going to tell me that Oswald did kill JFK, there are no underwater aliens with a base for inter-dimensional space/time travel in Atlantis, and that the Illuminati is really just rich people who attended Ivy League colleges together and whose fathers did as well committing insider trading and other coervcive business measures.

 

Sure, bro.
Sure.

"I curse you Dana, for putting together a fight with name recognition but utter disregard for the logical order of title challengers....and so I will mangle your champion's toe and further stagnate the LHW title picture for at least 6 months while you are left to have Machida, Henderson and the others play merry go round with one another yet again as the division continues to age into retirement minus your champion who is on the shelf. This way one of the veterans will expose Gustaffson's lack of wrestling and submission defense and there will be no one left to fight Jon Jones he has not already fought. "